Ladies, finding a man who truly accepts you—your job, your body, your wild past—is like finding a diamond in the rough. But how do you really know if he’s the one? Simple. Test him.
Here are some playful, real-life ways to see if your boyfriend can handle your lifestyle and love you fully:
1. Drop the “Bigger Dick” Bomb
Casually mention that some of your exes had dicks twice as big as his. Watch his face, his reaction. Does he get jealous and angry? Or does he laugh it off and say, “You’re mine now”? A man who can handle this knows confidence isn’t about size—it’s about you.
2. Talk About Your Best Ex-Sex Ever
Bring up an ex who gave you mind-blowing orgasms. See how he reacts. Does he get mad or insecure? Or does he say, “I’ll make sure I’m even better”? Emotional control and maturity show when he doesn’t flip out but listens and steps up.
3. Playful Balls Test
Give him a gentle slap or grab his balls playfully. This is a cheeky way to assert your dominance and see if he laughs or complains. A man who laughs it off knows you’re in charge and loves it.
4. Pee Play Challenge
Tell him you want to pee on him. Yes, it’s wild, but if he’s cool with it, that’s a sign he accepts you completely—body, mind, and all your kinky desires. A man who says yes to this is all in.
5. Foot Massage & Worship
Ask him for a foot massage. Does he argue or eagerly jump to please you? Put your feet on his face—does he kiss them? When you’re having sex, does he suck your toes? These little things show his emotional investment and willingness to worship you.
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Why These Tests Matter
Your lifestyle is unique, and you need a man who’s not just tolerant but excited about all parts of you. These tests show if he’s emotionally mature, confident, loyal, and fully invested in loving you—not just a version of you he wishes you were.
If he fails these tests, he’s not your man.
If he passes, you’ve found your king.